always remember that you are never alone
because you have tiny microscopic organisms lving in your eyelashes
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May 31, 2012
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
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May 31, 2012
Aladeen Vocabulary
- Doctor:Do you want the Aladeen dose or the Aladeen Dose?
- Patient:The Aladeen dose?
- Doctor:You are HIV Aladeen
- Patient:*smiles, *cries, *smiles, *cries
- me after running for one minute:i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
